I got a massage last weekend.
When I tell people this, they usually say, “Oh, nice!”
I respond, “It was far from nice.”
THE TRUTH OF A CROSSFIT MASSAGE
When you CrossFit and you get a massage, it’s far from a fluff, “feel good” massage where you are gently rubbed all over and you leave feeling relaxed. Instead, you spend good money to be gritting your teeth, cussing in your mind, and trying not to scream “stop” because the pain is that intense.
These are my deep pressure massages. I hate them with a passion. They absolutely, 100% suck, and I can’t believe I pay my hard-earned money to be in pain.
But I do. Every month.
Because it’s the only way I can move.
Afterwards, even though I’m sore from my massage for days, the mobility I regain is worth it.
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